porn for friday - box racers?

laughter

surprise!

what?

what!

the dangers of over fertilization

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foxy 4 foot afro

tits tuesday - xi

salacious sunday - penance

faucet

just havin' fun

salacious sunday - nuns

clever

12 steps - 9.

Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.

Is it too late for a refund?

protection

Twitter now asks 'what's happening?" instead of "What are your doing?" Apparently the latter was too intrusive.

God give us the strength to protect you from yourself.

18 reasons I don't shop at Wal-Mart

snatch & run

Engineers enlisted to protect Muff Road sign
10:43AM Friday Sep 11, 2009

Council engineers have been asked to come up with ways to ensure South Canterbury's Muff Road sign stays put.

The sign, in rural Orari north of Timaru, has in the past been a tempting target for thieves, and a local resident has campaigned to have the road name changed altogether.

But the Temuka and Geraldine community boards recently voted to keep the name, and Timaru district councillors backed that decision at a meeting yesterday, the Timaru Herald reported.

Engineers have been asked to come up with alternative signpost options to ensure the sign stays where it should,

Muff Rd was named after an early settler in the district Englishman Sam Muff and descendants who have retained the name have campaigned to ensure it remains.

Muff Rd resident Roger Payne has complained about the sign going missing all the time and said it made navigating the area difficult for visitors.

for the breast prices in town

that's bad cluck

August 29, 2009

SEAFORTH, ONT. — A Central Huron man has died in a farm accident near the town of Seaforth, Ont.

Provincial police say 56-year-old Jerry Platt was injured Friday when he apparently fell from a chicken barn.

Platt died a short time later at Seaforth Community Hospital.

Both police and the Ministry of Labour are investigating the accident.

Police say foul play is not suspected.

random thoughts

If you think obesity is overrated, 2 million Americans weigh more than 550 lbs. You don’t need statistics or studies to prove this. Take a trip to your local Costco or Wal-Mart.

May was masturbation month. Did you know:

• John Kellogg (yes that cereal guy) was against masturbation. He was among several Christian advocates that pushed for routine circumcision of males to deter masturbation.
• In 1879, the Spermatorrhea bandage was invented. It kept the penis tightly bound making it impossible to have an erection.
  
• In 1994, former Surgeon General Jocelyn Elder was dismissed by President Clinton after she stated that masturbation “is something that is part of human sexuality and its part of something that perhaps should be taught.”
  

Slogan on the back of a windshield repair company van - "I luv gravel trucks"

2 reason why Chrysler is in the state that it's in:

1. Replacement alloy rim for 2001 Neon - $400
   
2. Replacement rear brake flex line for 2001 Neon - $365
   

Why do we always blame the the Koreans & the Japanese.

it's a long way to the top

answering your emails - to go

BARRISTER MIKE WILLIAMS ASSOCIATE
                             LEGAL & SOLICITORS
                             26 SOLEDARITE RUE DUE COMMERCE Rd
                             BLOCK 2 FLAT 3 BP 2564 LOME TOGO.
 Attention : N Geeta
 
I am Barrister Mike Williams, a solicitor at law,personal attorney to Eng.P.B.Geeta,a national Of your country,who used to be a contractor and importer here in Lome Togo. Herein after shall be referred to as my client. On the 26th of december 2003,my client,his wife and their only daughter were involved in a ghastly Plane Crash in a village called Adjarra near Porto Novou after take off from Cotonou in Benin Republic where they went for a Concert . All occupants of the plane unfortunately lost their lives. Since then I have made several enquiries to locate any of my client's extended  family/relatives,To no avail.F

or more on the plane crash log on to
 
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/3348109.stm
(http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/12/26/benin.crash/index.html)
 
After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to track his last name over the Internet, to locate any member of his family hence I contacted you. I have contacted you to assist me in repatriating the fund valued at US$8.5 million left behind by my client before it gets confiscated or declared unserviceable by the Security Finance Firm where this huge amount was deposited.
 The said Security Finance Company has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have his account confiscated within the next twenty one official working days. Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over one and half years now, I seek the consent to resent you too as the next of kin to the deceased since you have the same last names, so that the proceeds of this Account can be paid to you.

Therefore, on receipt of your positive response, we shall then discuss the sharing ratio and modalities for transfer. I have all necessary information and legal documents needed to back you up for claim. All I required from you is your honest cooperation to this project to enable us conclude it smoothly. I do guarantee you that this transaction dose not in any way attracts risk. It will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. Upon the receipt of your response i will furnish y

ou with detailed clarification as it relates to this mutual benefit transaction.
 
KINDLY EMAIL ME AFTER GOING THROUGH THIS MAIL.
Best Regards.
Mike Williams Esq.
Lome Togo West Africa

_________________________________________________________________

Dear Mr Mike Williams Esq,

Having gone through this email, I am obliged to divulge, in all honesty, that the resentment is mutual. The transaction dose that I have partaken off has rendered me temporarily with a moment of clarity which I am hoping will fade rather quickly. 

In the meantime, I have found that my present mode of transportation, although leaving me feeling a little, shall we say, violated at times, is quite sufficient. Perhaps, instead of the US $8.5 million I could bother you for a gel seat?

Sincerely,

~N