Thursday, May 17, 2007

hazardous orgasmic delight


Vibrator 'threat to national security'

A British made radio-controlled vibrator has been banned in Cyprus after it was branded a threat to national security.

The British made radio-controlled vibrator which has been banned in Cyprus /Ext


The Cypriot military are concerned the sex toy's electronic waves will disrupt the army's radio frequencies on the island.

3 comments:

Vicky said...

You could not make it up, could you!!?? But do you know I can see the dangers of a device such as this......as someone who has had an ordinary vibrator switch itself on in a handbag in a restaurant I can see endless possibilities with a radio controlled one! An instrument of torture almost! I made the excuse that it was my mobile phone, set to silent, that was doing the buzzing, (except that my phone lay on the table) then of course I couldn't turn the bloody thing off without getting out of my bag(it required two hands to turn it off. one to hold it still and the other to twist the end.....) I found the whole escaped hilarious but my companion, a man I didn't know all that well, was rather put out! He seemed to think I was about to jump on him then and there (when in fact I didn't even fancy him)I cannot now recall what the connection was, or why I'd met him..... oh well.
Redheads! Yes! and in particular those found in some parts of Eire and Scotland who have the pale skin and FRECKLES to go with it. Yummy!!Do you know, their skin has a different taste to darker haired ladies.
Early mornings are nice here at the moment. MidMay in England, when it is not raining.......Lovely! Talk again soon xx Vicky xx

Vicky said...

Victoria's Day! How nice!! Please to see you are still ploughing through the various bits of the story........... I've some time to spend in north London this afternoon and maybe overnight and will be back here probably late on Sunday...... busy sometimes, lazy others! xx Vicky xx

Calisto-Demon said...

am sober now...Umm we are sober here now...and well I still want one of those please....

~His Angel~